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    Default Atheist and the Bear

    An atheist was taking a walk through the woods.

    "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!" he said to himself.

    As he was walking alongside the river he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him.


    He turned to look and saw a 7 foot grizzly bear charge towards him.

    He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.

    He looked over his shoulder again and the bear was even closer.

    He tripped and fell on the ground.

    He rolled over to pick himself up but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.

    At that instant the Atheist cried out to the Lord.

    Time stopped, the bear froze, the forest was silent. A bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky, "You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don't exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?"

    The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask you to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a Christian?"

    "Very well," said the voice.

    The light went out.

    The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:

    "Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive through Christ our Lord, Amen.


    The Guru has spoken
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    Default New Yahoo format sends stock plummeting!

    my feeble attempt at humor for the title

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    I just wanted to riff about the yahoo change in general. Again, this site (Cramersmadmoney.com) is the BEST.
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    Default If you want to be rich, stop being scared

    I thought this was an interesting article.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...291061,00.html


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    Default So who's gonna win Miss Universe 2006?

    I like Miss Iceland.

    http://www.missuniverse.com/delegate...hoto-swim.html

    Current odds:
    http://bettingzone.oddschecker.com/b...80x.sid:957010

    Bolivia, Puerto Rico, Columbia, India and Australia look pretty good too. They have a very strong field this year.
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    Default The Brink of Madness

    http://article.nationalreview.com/?q...Q4OWMzNDhmMzk=

    An excellent article. Sometimes you have to wonder what's wrong with the world. I guess many countries remain silent because they fear the Islamic fascists. They also need oil. And many just hate the Jews and don't really care, but don't understand that if/when the Jews are gone, they'll be next.
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    Default Iraq is the biggest mistake of US's history

    Should we get the troops out?

    Are they doing more harm than good?

    Check out this story where some US soldiers broke into a house raped a women then they killed her, burned her, and killed her family to cover it up.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060702/...kxBHNlYwN0bQ--
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