What chores do you do?

[HemisOmiere]

I'm an adult, so all of them.

[Hernandoor]

Washing the dishes, making my bed, hiding the bodies of our victims and keeping the garden tidy.

[hoqvmqxd33]

We've caught ourself a zinger

[hjemdyfce]

Your right hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.

[HwaMcCants]

When you grow up they're no longer called chores since they're the basics of living as a human ...although, I guess they could revert back to "chores" provided you had children of your own and assigned them those menial tasks.