View Full Version : 15 PHD level barristas say college is a bunch of bullshit
"Thinking is hard! Dad won't pay to renovate the basement, and it'll take forever to save up enough on my Stirbucks paycheck!" says recent business administration grad Whiney Quawhore. "I coulda been an assistant manager by now if i'd skipped college, and i could afford some decent furniture for down here."
Whiney? Quawhore? Lucky to have a job jerking coffee, ya ask me.
Yeah, but he's got credentials!
"I skipped an education and I'm doing all right," says crew boss at ShitShovelers, Inc. "I make more than minimum wage, too. Five cents more. What, I need a PHD to know which end of a shovel to grab on to?"
The collegists will never admit it, but you've spoken the truth. People mostly just go to college act superior to people who didn't and put on airs that they're above everyone else.
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