@roger,
Thank you roger.

I know I should, but everytime I try to schedule an appointment she finds out and flogs me with a knout.

I love her so much, but I bruise very easily.

A couple of months ago I made some headway by convincing her to join Jennie Craig, but then we stumbled upon that dead bum in an alley and it was back to my former hell.

Please help!

PS: Don't advise me to seek counselling any more either.