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  1. #21

    Default Hey, let's form a lynch mob!

    I was wrong

    But, but, dang it, they were preppies--those, those smug jocks with rich parents whose ______ didn't stink of those long ago high school years, and now I am grown and not a racist (e.g., some of my best friends are green), let's get some justice!

    Tha heck with a trial!

    Jackson/Sharpton, guys, I am with you! Pay-back is rough, so these rich, smarmy, white lads deserve justice we average folk get

    I didn't jump to conclusion--I LEAPED!! I WANT A LEGALIZED LYNCHING!! We will dot the i's and cross the t's and then hang-em!

    http://www.nypost.com/seven/04132007...rea_peyser.htm
  2. #22

    Default Sex, Church and Pancakes

    Sex

    The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor.

    The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms.

    Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms.

    The girl burst out laughing and reached over to hug her mother saying: "Oh Mom! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"

    Church

    A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!"

    The preacher said, "Thank you sir, but I'd rather you didn't use profanity."

    The man said, "I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!"

    The preacher said, "No ****?"

    Pancakes

    Sylvia and John took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.

    After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him plenty of pancakes. That should solve the problem."

    The next morning when the boy arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.
  3. #23

    Default Things to do for a family in S.F.

    Gonna be in San Francisco middle of june and then again first week in july. Any suggestions as to what to do? I haven't been there in a few years and never with the kids. Anyone know if El Quake-O is still there? It was a neat little mexican place near the safeway on market.
  4. #24

    Default Homework: Computer Stuff

    TIP:
    (1) Restart daily even if you do not think you need it--This should be your first step anytime your computer begins acting sluggish--Note, Windows throws away nothing! For example, temp files--Why the law will grab your computer if you are a baddy

    (2) Before a Restart:
    Start > All Programs > Accessories > Disk Cleanup

    (Note what you want cleaned, e.g., many use their Trashcan as a file folder, so watch cleaning this out)
    http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...=Google+Search

    Instead of using your Trashcan as a "temp" file folder, create a temp folder for this on your desktop

    At your desktop, RIGHT mouse click > New > Folder > "TempDump"
    Periodically, clean out your TempDump


    crazy cursor is fun example of a programmer with too much time on his hands--there, just click and cursor away
    http://www.neave.com/imagination/

    Taskbar control:
    http://www.pcworld.com/downloads/fil...l?tk=nl_hsxdwn

    Recovery tools
    http://lifehacker.com/software/lifeh...ols-251903.php

    Vista system maint:
    http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,1895,2112738,00.asp

    Google's latest:
    http://lifehacker.com/software/googl...ils-252036.php

    Best "sorry" pages
    http://www.365questions.org/2007/04/...st-sorry-page/

    Mac Viruses
    http://www.macobserver.com/article/2007/04/10.9.shtml

    10 most dangerous internet sites
    http://www.usnews.com/usnews/news/ba...rnet_sites.htm

    Vista capable? (Stay up on this, because M$ will one day stop supporting XP, e.g., as it did Windows ninety-eight)
    http://arstechnica.com/journals/micr...-vista-capable
  5. #25

    Default History of BOOYAH and SKI DADDY

    So I saw the definitions and still don't get the Ski Daddy ?

    When did Cramer start using those terms ?

    Some of use history buffs would like to know!!!
  6. #26

    Default history of BOO YAAA and whose SKEE DADDY ????

    Where'd these terms come from ?

    BOO YA!!!!!!
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    Default M5 vs RS4

    This brought back memories of my Vette driving days, glad I stopped driving like that;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMwfM...elated&search=
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