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Testing a new trading angle
Out of desperation, I "Googled" this: "faith healers and stocks" and came across a new help: here's hoping...
Dear Reverend <John Doe>:
Through Pay Pal, I am sending you $19.95 to pray over my stock symbol "q," whch goes up and down in the $8.75 to $9 range--I need for it to break through its 52 week high of $9.22...Can you help?
With kindest regards,
Z
My Dear Z:
Thank you for the email and your love offering. I have added Quest's stock symbol to the "cemetery." During trading hours, I raise dead stock. FYI, when this occurs, normally, the stock holder sends another love offering of 10% of the amount earned, because, obviously, my service is prayer intensive.
Can I have a witness,
Reverend <John Doe>
The Church of Wall Street
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