Other than a disaster or absolutely anything involving my lady Paris Hilton--Yea, I love her, because she PO's off so many

I absolutely will not watch daytime CNBC!

Too much bs static

I will tape, so I can speed through Commercials, evening CNBC

Thanks to RSS, I can create my own newsroom

RSS is pure joy and makes Homework easy

If I do see a story, I can expand it and read it

I read year old Wall Street Journals so I can even quicker see the value of a story now that time as cooled things

Here is a secret to the stock market: Factor X

What is Factor X? I do not know--but it is the unplanned