Possible condom promotion slogans

[alutixusini]

Cover your stump, before you hump.
Don't be silly, protect your willy.
When in doubt, shroud your spout.
Don't be a loner, cover your boner.
You can't go wrong if you shield your dong.
If you're not going to sack it, go home & whack it.
If you think she's spunky, cover your monkey.
It will be sweeter if you wrap your peter.
If you go in heat, package your meat.
While undressing your venus, dress up your penis.
Never, never deck her with an unwrapped pecker.
Don't be a fool, vulcanize your tool.
The right selection will protect your erection.
If you're gonna have it off, have it on.
No glove, no love.


You can help my strictly noble task of condom promotion by adding more catchy slogans. Very Happy