I love controversy!

Just about any subject under the sun can be controversial. Love, hate, honor, dishonor, marriage, politics, economics, relationships, world affairs, religion, bigotry, race relations, sun, moon, mars, physics, chemistry, evolution, communism, democracies, consumer goods and services, and even humor.

What do you find humorous?

I find you humorous most of the time, ci.

I find your many, many, many posts about putting various people (including me) on IGNORE...when it is obvious you read almost everything those supposedly ignored people post.

I am almost in stitches that you think this sudden love of everything on your part is going to sell here.

I do love ya, though. You are after all, a fellow human being. And I am sorry we are not going to meet when you get to New York.

1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He


acquired his size from too much pi.


2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be


an optical Aleutian.


3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.


4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a


weapon of math disruption.


5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.


6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.


7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.


8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


9. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.


11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.


12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the


other, you stay here; I'll go on a head.


13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me..


14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, 'Keep off the Grass.'


15. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When


hi s grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'no change yet.'


16. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.


17. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

Sackly whut I wuz looking 4. Thx.


I've re-read the OP...and I strongly doubt that was exactly what you were looking for when you wrote it.

But truth does not seem to be a strong point with you.

(Do you find that humorous?)