I'm at my wit's end.
My wife has been diagnosed as suffering from extreme bi-polar disorder, exacerbated by a club foot.
I've caught her on numerous occasions eating the flesh of dead bodies, and I see the hunger in her eyes when she looks at my brother.
She almost never wants to have relations, but when she does, she insists on calling me Grigory and makes me dress up like a horse.
We have three children, and she's disturbing me with her nicknames for them:
"Lamb Chop," "Muffin," and "Fillet."
Please don't tell me to leave her, or seek counseling, or talk to her doctor, or insist she take meds, or call the police or kick her out of the house, or employ Cossacks to assassinate her.
I love her so much, even though she has taken on the entire Pittsburgh Steelers team and Geraldo Riviera.
I don't know what to do - please help!
Just so we're clear: Don't tell me to leave her, or seek counseling, or talk to her doctor, or insist she take meds, or call the police or kick her out of the house, or employ Cossacks to assassinate her. That sort of advice is not helpful.