Water is dry.

@izzythepush,
izzythepush wrote:

It is, scientists have been lying to you, water doesn't quench your thirst, it just makes you thirstier. It's obvious when you think about it.


The bigger lie is society has us believing that our lives are divided into days. It's just one long stretch of time, beginning at birth and ending at death. Our beating hearts do not know what a "day" is. Neither does the right side of our brains. It's just an artifical construct, like "race."

Water is dry.

Yes, to really quench that thirst reach for....Carr's Table Water Biscuits !

I carry a satchet of dried water wherever I go, just in case I get dehydroxified.

I was a scout, y'know.

So can a corn starch slurry.

I take it that this is an example of Brit dry humour?


I suspect it is a shot at Q.

Hell...I more than suspect it.