15 PHD level barristas say college is a bunch of bullshit

"Thinking is hard! Dad won't pay to renovate the basement, and it'll take forever to save up enough on my Stirbucks paycheck!" says recent business administration grad Whiney Quawhore. "I coulda been an assistant manager by now if i'd skipped college, and i could afford some decent furniture for down here."

@Setanta,
Whiney? Quawhore? Lucky to have a job jerking coffee, ya ask me.

"I skipped an education and I'm doing all right," says crew boss at ShitShovelers, Inc. "I make more than minimum wage, too. Five cents more. What, I need a PHD to know which end of a shovel to grab on to?"

The collegists will never admit it, but you've spoken the truth. People mostly just go to college act superior to people who didn't and put on airs that they're above everyone else.

@Setanta,
Yeah, I tried an edumacation once, but not only did I disbelieve every word of it, I could hardly prononciate half of them.

I think they should seriously cut down on syllabubs and make words shorter.