What chores do you do?

I'm an adult, so all of them.

Washing the dishes, making my bed, hiding the bodies of our victims and keeping the garden tidy.

We've caught ourself a zinger

Your right hand doesn't count as a girlfriend.

When you grow up they're no longer called chores since they're the basics of living as a human ...although, I guess they could revert back to "chores" provided you had children of your own and assigned them those menial tasks.