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I met a camel with no humps, so I named him Humphrey.

How do you kill a circus? You go for the juggler.

Didja hear about the new restaurant on the moon? It's got great food, but no atmosphere.

Remember alcohol and calculus don't mix so don't drink and derive.

I'm addicted to placebos. I'd give them up but it wouldn't make any difference.

I'm sure you've heard about the dyslexic who walked into a bra.

He also sold his soul to Santa.